Quack

If he walks like a killer and quacks like a killer and looks like a killer then, well, you guessed it. Mr. Barack Hussein Obama has decided to murder millions of innocent baby ducks. Yes, no matter how small a group they are, he doesn't want to offend yet another minority - the minority of those whose pagan religion dictates the sacrifice of little baby ducks. As you read this, B. Hussein Obama is allowing bailout money to fund cleat wearing Muslims to find and stomp baby ducks to death. As an American, I am offended! How can this happen in our country? This country – OUR COUNTRY was founded on the boundless inspiration provided by precious little baby ducks. From the Revolutionary War to Operation Iraqi Freedom, the images of little baby ducks waddling behind their mother or swimming carefree have comforted our heroes. Take this away, this quaint comfort, this cerebral sanctuary of gleeful abandon, and what will be next? Puppy sacrifices? Please don’t ignore this and let this offense roll off like water on a duck’s back. Let us take back our country! If you agree, if you love God and your country, copy, paste and forward this! Let freedom waddle!