Mens Kissin’ Mens

That title comes from something Early Cuyler said in a Squidbillies episode. That’s where I get most of my inspiration.

Friday I was stopped in traffic behind a Tracker or some jeep like vehicle. The back of it was open so it was easy to see the driver and passenger in front of me. I was sitting there staring waiting for it to go when the light turned. I noticed the driver and the passenger leaned toward each other and kissed. It was a quick kiss on the lips, no prolonged PDA. They were both men. My immediate train of thought was this:

Did they see me see them?
Jeez, How long have I stared at them?
Is the driver looking at me? (both were wearing sun glasses so it was hard to tell)
If he saw me looking at him he’ll think I’m just another narrow minded bible belt conservative jerk and I’m not! Really. Like the bumper sticker reads - ‘I’m straight but not narrow.’
Did Matt, my 14 year old son sitting beside me, see them? He hasn’t said anything. Don’t tell him! He’ll stare or point or something.
Don't say anything.
The driver’s looking at me, I know it.
Did I raise my eyebrows?
Did I raise either eyebrow?
Did my eyes bulge any?
Damn, he thinks I’m one of them thar homophobes. I just know it.
How do I let them know I’m not?
I got it! I’ll give them a thumbs up. That’ll solve everything.
No no no. Jesus, don’t do that. What am I, crazy?
Just don't do anything, I've done enough as it is!
Sigh…this is somehow all my fault.
(green light)
whew

When you tend to be a self-conscious liberal who tries not to hurt anyone’s feelings, it’s easy to think yourself into these ridiculous corners. I don't truly know how others feel and I'm certain that same-sex couples get plenty of static from strangers. I would however go as far as saying that many reactions, stares and the like, are probably mistaken for outright disapproval. I'm guessing that much of the time it’s probably nothing more than people reacting as they do to anything they rarely see.